Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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