So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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