he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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