Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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