It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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