with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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