She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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