that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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