all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
