At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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