Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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