She said her name was "party"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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