Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
false alarm, still single
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
