they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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