Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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