I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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