Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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