I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Randomize
