There was a lot of him and a little penis
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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