Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
So much Jack, so little girl.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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