playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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