this just has baby written all over it
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
splinters make it hard to masturbate
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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