Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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