"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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