I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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