We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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