DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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