What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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