How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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