Wat do u mean how?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"