I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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