I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
handjob tips. give me some.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize