I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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