He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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