Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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