Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm passing your future prison.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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