i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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