How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He shit in the fireplace
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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