i may or may not be watching the land before time
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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