I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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