Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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