Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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