I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
