I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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