Where is the hickey?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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