i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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