The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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