this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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