Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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