Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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