normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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