He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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