How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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