I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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