Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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