Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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